funny signs / ads

A sign in KL.

Forget the brands..get ur hair fast and fit @ A Yun

well we shall take an oath now to stop wasting paper and now chop the printing

Funny Ads /signs

This is something I plan to start being a part of the great advertising fraternity with a even greater sense of humor..an ode to all the creative ideas that are floating in the market :-)

Something which I saw stuck on the shop window of "Lush Soaps". Yes u guessed it right its a soap shop, where you get different soaps :-).

A night in for two where lush really "puts the whole fruit in" wow..ladies lush isous calling??

will update more

these are a few of my favorite things..on a menu :-)

being an internet junkie...i still do not know how to keep this blog upto date with all my silly musings :-)...i guess reading other peoples really informative blogs and articles really take up my time....this time i thought i will be serious about writing here..so what if I am the only person that reads these...but these are good memories for me...recently got gifted a N97...good camera it has and caught a few interesting things on the lens...well ..it was interesting for me...so there...if u dont think this is interesting check the other informative blogs ;-)

being a foodie...sometimes i do look at the menu also..usually call the waiter and ask for the famous stuff of that restaurant...or while walking to the table "stare" at what others are eating usually gets me the best food...but then oming back to the menus...interesting descriptions is what i see

its like a friend of mine who says"what will you expect if you give a camera to a 40 year old man??!!"...not that he is old...but ya he is getting there :-)

sorry sunil nair hehe

well here is one of the menus

A restaurant @ the famous dilli haat serving authentic kashmiri food.."TIN COCK" for the iron man and something hard for the ladies is available here , i say!

Coke guys! if you reading this please note

how about meeting a french beauty named cinderella, giving her an italian smooch on her beautiful lips and then "virgin marry". Now thats a story to be told. and they lived happily ever after..andaz e khusk i say!

lets not forget..both these "taxes are as applicable" for budget for that too.

in terms of the food..Wazwaan is no great shakes..however Park Balluchi is great...one of my favorites..set with Deer Park in south delhi (next to the hauz khas village)...a good place to really enjoy food and service..:-)

well bon apetite for now :-)
happy reading

Fartescapades Part I

This is an ode to the Global Warming and the cow farts. No offense to all the farts which we would talk bout here. Hope you all take it in good farting humorous way.

Being a sales and marketing chap, over the past so many years (man that makes me sound like an old fart...but nevertheless.....), I have met, seen, interacted with a lot of people - brainy, brawny, fairer sex, humans and some who live in this surreal world of nothingness with a thinking that they are god's gift to mindkind and womenkind alik and also some who think they are GOD.

The common denominator among all of them is that they all fart. They ALL fart. The all FART.

Now before we get into the stink and the noise let us first define what is a fart:

According to dictionary.com a fart is both a noun and a verb..

fart  /fɑrt/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [fahrt]

–noun

1. a flatus expelled through the anus.

2. an irritating or foolish person.

–verb (used without object)

3. to expel a flatus through the anus; break wind.

—Verb phrase4. fart around, to spend time foolishly or aimlessly.

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Origin:

1350–1400; ME ferten, farten (v.), fert, fart (n.); c. Gk pérdein (v.), pord (n.)

Slang Dictionary

fart

in.

to release intestinal gas through the anus. (Often objectionable. One of the classic four-letter words. It should be noted that English does not have a single, “polite” word, noun or verb, for this matter. Break wind is common, but there is no parallel noun. See the complete list of all entries with fart in the Index of Hidden Key Words.) : Okay, who farted?

n.

the sound or odor of the release of intestinal gas. (Often objectionable.) : Who made that smelly fart?

n.

a stupid, despicable, and annoying person. (Usually objectionable.) : The guy's nothing but a fart. Just forget him.

Now that this is done, let us get on with this fart of the blog. (get it? how fart is used in this sentence)

The original article about the cows farting leading to global warming talks only about the cows. What it does not talk about are the farts we come across our lives almost on an every second basis. You know farts like the most comon ones in delhi

"Tu Janta Nahi Main Kaun Hoon" (roughly translated - you dont know who I am) farts

....as if anyone wants to know. These are guys with serious identity crisis. Maybe they are the Vijays or Amits from the bollywood reel world, arrived into the real life searching for their dads. Wish them the best. Hope they figure out who their Dad is.

"Oh! these are Dolce's which I picked up when in Rome" farts

These are matter of facts farts. or the show off farts. You can see them in places like Janpath in Delhi, Sarojini Nagar in Delhi, Commercial Street or National Market in Bangalore, Fashion Street in Mumbai etc. Who will certainly like to drop the fact that even in recession times they went to rome or any other exotic place for a vacation...

"Yaar! I know what you are talking about...something like tht happened to me also" farts

These are people, to whom whatever has happened to you, would have happened to them in some point of their farting life.

"Dont tell me what you have, I know what you have" farts

The know all farts. :-) How many do we meet everyday?

Now imagine, most of these farts fart when they talk...how much of farting power happens, how much of hot air is released, how much of noise pollution, ...all leading to global warming.

This list is continous and never ending.  some more...employee fart, employer fart, Breaking news farts, news anchors farts, ATL farts, BTL farts......

An old fart like me can fart on this topic for hours...but no time...need to call a few people to listen to their farts hehe

tell me if you have more farts...gotta run