Got this mail from a friend of mine today and said that I have to share this. A typical 3 idiots
At Heathrow airport, an announcement goes out over the Public Address system:
'Mr.Rand Chod Kar Sandaas !
Mr. Rand Chod Kar Sandaas - please report to the Reception desk'.
Ranchhodbhai Karsandas, who has just arrived from Surat , goes red with anger.
He goes to the reception, and shouts loudly to the English receptionist.
The following conversation must go into the history books of cock-ups:
Ranchhodbhai: 'Madar Chod ! I am Ranchhod..
Receptionist: 'Mr. Madar Chod Rand Chod ? Sir, that is not the name I have here..I have Mr. Rand Chod Kar Sandaas....
Ranchhodbhai: 'Arrey Bhenchod ! I am NOT Madar chod!!!'
Receptionist: 'So are you Mr. R.A. Ben or Mr. R.A. Chod? Is your surname Ben or Chod ?'
Ranchhodbhai: (now really really pissed off screams his guts out) 'Chootia !
I am Ranchhod..
Receptionist: 'Excellent sir, so who is Chootia then ???'
Whereupon, a Chinese gentleman ambles up to the Reception and asks:
'Were you calling me?'
Receptionist: 'Now, who are you?'
Chinese: 'I am Choo Tia......'
Ranchhodbhai decides to fly back to Surat !!!
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